• me: I'm so cute
  • me 15 mins later: I hate myself
09.01.2014 / +206091 / moriarty / gothvomit

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

09.01.2014 / +69849 / mattymara / heatoise

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

09.01.2014 / +70095 / sloans / allmymetaphors
Anonymous asked: Everyone is equally desperate/excited to get to know people! :) Its like tumblr lol:) you're lovely im sure you will make plenty of friends

That’s what everyone’s been telling me :3 yesterday I played games with a bunch of people for hours but I’m so quiet I feel like I don’t make much of an impression?? Like I already have a crush on 2 guys i gotta know them hahahah

08.29.2014 / +1

coyotewolves:

teenageband:

teen wolf is one of those shows u gotta focus 100% or else when u blink there are 3 people missing, 7 people dead, and a new enemy

#and four new white dudes on screen (via queerhawkeye)

08.29.2014 / +39441 / grootmccute / 030th

Third day of college, haven’t started classes yet, and I’m still fluctuating between trying-way-too-hard-to-meet-people and staying-in-my-dorm-room-for-hours-avoiding-human-contact

08.29.2014 / +1

Billy Eichner on The Mindy Project Emmys snub

08.25.2014 / +2800 / grelca

dysquithnavarro:

66th Primetime Emmy Awards || Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series

Bryan Cranston as Walter White on Breaking Bad

08.25.2014 / +6798 / dysquithnavarro

We get bloopers!!

08.19.2014 /

sir-hathaway:

penis-hilton:

i watched this about 47 times

These two are going places.

08.19.2014 / +5111 / planetariiums

fuckhut:

tylerchokely:

becausebirds:

An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x

every second of this was full of suspense

a fucking SWIFFER

  • fav character: [kills someone]
  • me: aw
08.18.2014 / +117141 / moriarty / rebeccacrane