eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

09.13.2014 / +195028 / catthumb / eggsquad

You’re not gonna be on top of me the first time, this isn’t True Blood !

braingremlin:

when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times

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  • me: *sniffs air*
  • me: ah september
  • me: the time where bugs die
  • me: and tv shows gradually return from hiatus
  • me: aaah
09.07.2014 / +129036 / nathan--wuornos / moriartys

“Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.”

Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

Like honestly I’ve only been in college a week and already I’ve made out with a guy then basically told him I don’t want to see him anymore & gotten a big crush on his roommate who never talks to me

09.03.2014 / +4

“Fall in love with someone who wants you, who waits for you. Who understands you even in the madness; someone who helps you, and guides you, someone who is your support, your hope. Fall in love with someone who talks with you after a fight. Fall in love with someone who misses you and wants to be with you. Do not fall in love only with a body or with a face; or with the idea of being in love.”

(via narcissasmalfoy)

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
09.03.2014 / +182453 / grootmccute / merankoria